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Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham
That looked like a good ham sandwich
by Emily’s new animal August 6, 2023
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Ham Sandwich

Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.
by westernoman August 13, 2024
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ham-sandwich man

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006
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Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009
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Ham sandwich moment

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
by Oreopie January 20, 2009
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ham sandwich on rye

Ari spread his mayo over her ham sandwich on rye
by rob May 7, 2005
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