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halver

one who loves eggs. one who enjoys long walks on the beach and low fat yogurt. on who does palates daily. one who eats yoda. i love eggo waffles. black people are amazing and i love them . all of them. tell ur mom i say hi! And i like penis :3
halver,mom,eggs,beach,waffles
by frank hank December 17, 2010
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Ethan Halverson

A celebrity that does nothing besides grow and smoke weed, and consumes drugs on a daily basis such as cocaine, acid, shrooms, molly, and prescription pills. Above all that, he's actually really smart and everyone loves him. Once in awhile finds a hot bitch to smash
Hey did you go over to Ethan Halverson's last night?
-Nah man I need to take a break from doing drugs.
by Julius Caesar Salad January 31, 2015
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Halvard

"Halvard er et nek."
"Halvard is a sheaf."
by Spartanous21 December 16, 2019
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Halford

quite possible the stupidest name in the entire universe, if you know anyone who has this name you must punch them in the neck and then proceed with the beating of the spine with the brick.
good day sir, my name is halford. i come from...
by Stumundo September 25, 2003
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Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.
- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*
by Pangcheng January 5, 2022
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Halvard

Halvard is the most genius type of human and is a own specie that is cooler than others. Halvard BS is the sexiest person in the entire world.
Halvard is cool
by hbs3411 October 9, 2018
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halfordness

UK : To make your car into something it shouldn't be. Such as your typical granny shopping cart runnaround having air scoops, quad exhausts, 18" alloys.. and it still is a 1 litre effort.

Comes from a chain of vehicle shops in the UK.
Vauxhall Nova 1 litre? Hmmm. With quad exhausts, and 20" alloys? Major case of halfordness if you ask me...
by Crivens April 21, 2005
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