Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
Get the Jasper Hale mug.Is a really sweet and pretty girl once you get to know her she’s awesome she’ll cheer you up if your feeling sad and she’s the greatest person you could know you’d be lucky to be friends with her. She is really funny and you’ll laugh at a lot of her jokes.
Haleia is the best
by Tibblezboy726 July 7, 2020
Get the Haleia mug.The best damn guitarist on this Earth. On par with Jimi Hendrix. Eddie's brother Alex plays drums and his son Wolfgang plays bass for their band, conveniently named Van Halen.
Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.
Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.
Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
by Bossdrummer June 27, 2013
Get the Eddie Van Halen mug.A strange child; usually known for her extreme humor or making people laugh. A beautiful person in a new way that no one has seen before; very pretty eyes. Fantastic lover, but lacking in one of her "woman necessites". Can't stay focused for a long period of time. Usually has a variety of really weird laughs. Great at sports, and very athletic. Tends to name inanimate objects by weird names. A man's dream!
by haleythebatman May 1, 2011
Get the Haley mug.hale is a private boys school in Wembley downs where the guys are mostly hot and rich, but unfortunately are also very socially retarded. but they're rich so that overrules their spasms.
girl 1- holy shit those guys r hot
girl 2- must be from hale school, look at their brands mmmm.
girl 1- ooo damn I wish he would talk to me
girl 2- he's socially retarded leave him alone.
girl 2- must be from hale school, look at their brands mmmm.
girl 1- ooo damn I wish he would talk to me
girl 2- he's socially retarded leave him alone.
by hellyeaboi April 7, 2019
Get the hale school mug.Haleema is a beautiful girl who always puts others before herself. she is so beautiful and is very respectable she is amazing at cleaning,cooking and everybody has a crush on her. the meaning of her name in arabic is dream and generous if u like Haleema u have a great taste in girls Haleema is also very smart she is a teachers pet and is so funny she has a big imagination, she is the favourite child and she is THE BEST BITCH THAT HAS EVER FRICKING LIVED.
boy 1:haleema is so amazing
boy2: i know right
boy3:i know she is so pretty but if u want to get her u have to impress her dad and brother first
boy2: i know right
boy3:i know she is so pretty but if u want to get her u have to impress her dad and brother first
by #sofiathefirst August 10, 2020
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