habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is a gay website that sucks people into giving them real money for colors on a screen. The moderator acts like all of the habbos are toddlers blocking non-swear words like msn, hotmail, aol etc. Also, It will block 6 or more numbers at a time. When a word gets blocked, it shows up as 'bobba'. Habbo Hotel is also where hundreds of pervs gather and ask you for your personal info.

-On Habbo Hotel-
Habbo1: hey
Habbo2: hi
Habbo1: wanna be my gf?
Habbo2: okay!
-Days later-
Habbo1: we have to break up
habbo2: NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! I'm NOT SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!

by Steph12 November 20, 2006

habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is good and bad, but mostly bad. It's pretty much a heaven for perverts and lonesome teenagers who are actually 56. Habbo Hotel is supposed to remble reality, even though they're NOTHING alike. The habbo staff censors words that have no offensive meaning and the habbo staff treats everyone as if they're 2-years-old. No one on habbo seems to spell properly and the only questions that people ask when they 'meet' you are: asl, or 'wanna cyber?'. My friends actually are on habbo hotel, and at times it can be fun because my friends haven't spent a dime on habbo hotel for their virtual furni which DOES NOT EXIST, and we happen to talk... CORRECTLY, what a suprise. My basic day on habbo is making fun of all the sad people and luring in perverts only to tell them to fuck off, get a life, and stop being a man-whore. It seems on habbo that if you're in a short skirt, tank-top, and blonde hair guys seem to be magnetically attracted to you even though you're most likely an old man. Habbo Hotel does really suck, but at least I can spend a 10 minutes crushing all of the little habbos dreams of a peaceful (and unreal) community.

Some Creepy Guy: hey babe, asl?
Me: 56/f/galapogos islands.
Some Creepy Guy: thats relly hot
Me: Go away man-whore.
Some Creepy Guy: ill get U BANNNED!!1

by Lets just call me 'Talyn' January 9, 2005

habbo hotel

habbo hotel is a game of both good....and bad...mostly bad
Good: it can be fun you know hanging out with ur real life friends on it while walking around looking like a god damn lego
Bad: WAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY STALKERS! I swear some 46 year old bitch comes up to you and hes like "hey baby whats ur asl?" and im like "fuck off man-whore" they wanna meet u in real life and if u meet them they all fat and crap then they drag u off to this damn alley and start rapeing you O_O its also a waste of money they suck you in and start scammin u out of your god damn money!

*while playing habbo hotel*
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Hey baby wanna cyber?
Me: OMG FUCK OFF YOU GOD DAMN WHORE!
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Yeah...i like it when girls play hard to get
Me: OMFG! FUCK OFF YOU FAG! *runs away from him*

by Courtneyzxk August 23, 2006

habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is a virtual chat room for 11-18 yr olds. You can walk, talk, buy credits... Don't buy credits! 10p a credit! Also, the bobba filter is quite annoying, because it could ban you saying things like "Want to have a red rug?". It would come out as "Want to have a rebobba?". Also "password" becomes bobba, and www.freewebs.com/mypantsareblue would become something like "wwbobba.bobba.cbobba/mypantsareblue"! But I like Habbo Hotel, only I hate the bobba filter!

Habbo Words:
1. I am Michael Moorbobba in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your bobba
3. This coffee is bobbalicious!

English translation:
1. I am Michael Moorcock in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your password
3.This coffee is cyberlicious!

by HabsAMillion November 19, 2006

habbo hotel

website where you can go and create ur own character, and go around places. Basically an interactive chatroom which your "mates" may try to get you to go on. Its a place where sad little girls or boys go to try and make friends, and ... dare i say it ... a bf/gf. Only for sadacts who cant socialise, or if u have nothing to do and want to laugh at townies.

"Omg I met the lushest boy on habbo, pete, he so lush"

by Prick #1 January 6, 2005

habbo hotel

A shithole with a money slot.

If you're going to spend money on habbo hotel you might as well shove it up your ass instead.

by ipokebadgers August 21, 2005

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a waste of your time and money. Most of the time you spend lining up to get into "dating" games, to trade or even to play a "fun" game. Don't spend your money on it as you have nothing to show for it. You are probally interacting with 50 year old men. All your getting is pixelated furniture and a badge that makes you feel superior to other habbos. I wasted four months on that crap before I got myself banned for no reason at all. It's just a place on the net filled with perverted people wanting cyber and immature people with nothing better to do. I'm sorry I even signed up for it and i'm glad I didn't spend $100 on it like some of my friends ecause its just for some junk.

Some Typical Conversations On Habbo Hotel

Girl habbo - Hey Hottie
Boy habbo - Hey sxc
Girl habbo - Do you have a room
Boy habbo - Yeah
Boy habbo - Um, wanna hav cyber
Girl habbo - Sure sxc

Habbo1 - Are you Habbo club?
Habbo2 - Yeah
Habbo1 - Show me your badge
Habbo2 - NO
Habbo1 - Don't talk to me you freak

by SuperFreak September 29, 2006