hahaholic

Someone who either says haha after everything, or says haha way too much. Usually the haha-ing happens online.

hey whats up? haha
whats so funny?
nothing haha
ok...
yup haha
are you like a hahaholic or something?
idk haha

by the paper bag artist January 1, 2010

hahahahah fuck you

When your trying to be sarcastic and be a dick about it

Oh you think that's funny hahahahah fuck you

by Ittz_Random June 3, 2018

hahah

When you're not sure wether to put hahaha or haha. You hope the person will take it either way. Many would think there is not a big difference between hahaha and haha but they are wrong. Haha is more of an unnecessary pause while hahaha signifies a joke was said that was actually worth a chuckle. Hahah is a good compromise for the indecisive.

Guy 1: Hey, so I totally hooked up with your mom last night.
Guy 2: Hahah, no way.

by Henry Wadsworth Longpants January 19, 2011

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

when shit is funny in the groupchat

person #1:

person #2: hi
me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

by inloveeeeee February 19, 2019

HAHAHAHA

Why tf you laughing?

Disdudeiscool: Idk don’t ask me
Person: HAHAHAHA
Disdudeiscool: wtf

by Thisdudecantevenyourightnow July 19, 2019

Hagaha

A laugh type failure, much like a "type o".

Kurt: Oh man that is funny. HaGaHa

by Slimer55 April 24, 2011

Hanahaki Disease

The Hanahaki disease is a fictional disease that makes you throw up flowers or flower petals. There is no chosen flower type, it only depends on the victim's favorite color or type of flower. It starts with someone loving another person but, The other person already loves someone. Then the victim starts to throw up, the victim expecting barf, but no. It's flower petals or flowers. The flowers and petals stay in the victim's lungs until the crush says they love them. But if the crush does not say they love the victim in time, The victims lungs will fill up with more flowers and petals until they suffocate and die.

I ran home. Covering my mouth, I unlocked the door and tried to run to the upstairs bathroom. But I started coughing a lot. I knew I had to clean my barf up. I opened my mouth and closed my eyes. I felt something touching my hands lightly. I opened my eyes and noticed it was a single flower and flower petal swirling in my blood. This was the fifth time this month. The Hanahaki Disease... I suddenly dropped to the floor and started choking. There was no one in the house. I felt my lungs filling up with flowers and flower petals. My vision got blurry and I had a vision of my crush. 'heh, who said love couldn't kill?' I said slightly. My eyes closed slowly. 'I love you.' I whispered slightly.

by DoggiePotato_ 915 January 11, 2021