Hoodie

One who is hood.

If you epicly fail you are a hoodie.

by ul1m1tedgu1tar January 29, 2009

hoodie

a term - to perform oral sex on a male who is uncircumsized

man that girl gave me such good hoodie, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

hoodie

Retarded article of clothing that is overused by preps, wanna-be's, losers, goths, and those in between.

"Shut up man, my hoodie is tite g-cat dawg man foo gangsta" says Everyone

"coughcoughhomosexualcoughcough" says Me

by Harrison Fountain....thats H-A-R....you can see it....retards January 27, 2005

hoodie

An article of clothing invented by Mark Zuckerberg that features many unnecessary pockets and a hood.

The success of Facebook is directly attributed to Mark Zuckerberg's deft use of the hoodie.

by kirupa February 15, 2014

Hoodie

A term originated in a bathroom stall, oral sex performed by a woman/gay man to his/her partner.

"Dude, last night at the boardwalk I was with my girlfriend and her parents and I really wanted some rough head. I knew her parents would kick my ass if I asked so I told her I was cold and wanted to go buy a "hoodie" from one of the stores."

by DirtyDurbin April 14, 2009

Hoodie

Any item of clothing which had a good, regardless of zippers, length, sleeves, material, or hood cords

“This dude really called Lamar’s hoodie a jacket!”

by The United States clothing rep September 25, 2018

Hoodie

The most useful thing on earth

Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ?
Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?

by TheHoodieGod April 18, 2018