hoesetta

a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account

Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!

by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010

hoewerth

a hoe that is worthless and no one will ever like

look at that hoewerth

by jasonrt56778 October 23, 2012

Jack horsery

The act of screwing around like a jackass.

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019

Hoesbrook

Holbrook, Ma - tiny, irrelevant town. Everyone here thinks their lives suck and they're little tough shit so they smoke weed in the woods. The police here have nothing to do all day so they follow kids around and yell at them. If your over the age of 10 and your in the park the little kids' parents will call the cops on you. Most likely, if your not a loser you'll ride in a police car by 14, FOR NO REASON. Holbrook High SUCKS! The ghetto kids from Randolph, Brockton, Braintree, Boston, etc. come and make it even more ghetto and not a fuck is ever learned. The seventh graders think they're the shit. The boys smoke a trash bag of weed a day and all the girls were push up bras by the 6th grade. Shorts are in dress code if you can only see 3/4 of your ass. If you have older brothers or sisters - or even better both - the teachers all think your god. Theres like 4 smart kids but the odds are they're rich and lazy so it doesn't matter. Half days everyone goes down to Burger King, Holbrook House, Maria's, the Park, or Dunkin' Donuts. The parents don't give a shit, end of story. Drink, smoke, party, get finger fucked, its all okay here! People not from Holbrook think theres nothing wrong.

Holbrook Holbrook MA Hoesbrook

by ProudHolbrookian December 11, 2011

purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect

“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
“Yeah mAn!!!”

by I’m wayyy snazzier than you💯🤙🏻😉 May 26, 2018

housered

being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself

did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!

by mossman26 May 15, 2011

hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'

Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.

by dan November 28, 2002