Sandy HJ

A sandy Hand Job.Likely caused by beach sand stuck on the giver's hands.

What would you rather have a BJ or a Sandy HJ?

by Side_ March 27, 2007

stabby hj

A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action

Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj

by sydneyfife May 1, 2016

Princes HJ

A player that expects he is better than everyone else but when defeated will not accept the fact that he has been beaten.
(commonly seen in the player "Max HJ")

Princes HJ

by NOT_HENRY October 11, 2021

Hjönk Hjönk

Sound a European goose makes. Originates from jacksepticeye Untitled Goose Game playthrough

Jack: Hjönk hjönk am goose

by Yeetboi96 October 10, 2019

Hjönk

Hjönk, pronounced hy-on-k is what geese actually sound like. Geese you hear having this term generally love golden bells that ring.

"Hjönk hjönk am goose!"

by kuu-mi-za October 15, 2019

Hjonk

The sound of the goose uprising. When this sound is heard you tend to hide every item you earn and hide in telephone box.

The hjokening is here brothers, time to rise up!!! Hjonk Hjonk am goose

by me10n April 23, 2020

HJOTP

Please note: To use the work correctly you must pronounce each letter separately.

The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.

Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.

Ben: "Yesterday I was giving Bobby an HJOTP because his mom was in the other room."

Darryl: "No way! Did you get busted?"

Ben: "Naw man, luckily I was giving him an HJOTP and pulled away at the last second. Bobby's mom had no idea. I know Bobby sure loved it though."

Darryl: "I'm jealous ..."

by Maffou March 13, 2008