heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.
Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
by Kavakahn December 10, 2022
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Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something
When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!
by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020
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Taser heart attack

Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010
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Mini Heart Attack

That gut-busting, toe-tingling feeling you experience after consuming a particularly greasy or caloric meal, generally occurring after the initial joy of gorging oneself on burgers ends and the pitiful self-loathing of being a pathetic lardass sets in. Not to be confused with a real heart attack.
Hey Sarah, I went to that burger joint yesterday. After I devoured a triple bacon cheeseburger, fries, onion rings, and a milkshake, I could almost feel the diabetes tickling my toes. It was most definitely a mini heart attack.
by The Percipient Scholar February 18, 2014
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Cream Pie Heart Attack

receiving a cream pie then having a heart attack out of excitment
Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!
by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016
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Used to refer to the effect of an extremely large amount of stimulants generally taken during night-before-test study sessions, or when writing a 30+ page thesis due in several hours.
Guy: "Yes, I stayed up all night and had enough Red Bull to give a hummingbird a heart attack, but I finished my thesis two minutes before I had to present it"
by TV4Fun May 11, 2009
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text message heart attack

Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.
I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!
by Lauren I. July 10, 2006
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