High-Gloss Headache 

The headache that results when you use spray paint in an improperly ventilated area.

Guy: "I jus finished spray painting the wheels on my Galant. My head's throbbing though."

Other Guy: "Looks like you got the high-gloss headache dude."

Guy: "I know, totally worth it though."

High-Gloss Headache by B:A:B March 14, 2011

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

A woodpecker with a headache by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

Trump Headache 

A severe, disabling headache caused by listening to the racist, xenophobia, nonsensical propaganda that comes from Donald Trump's mouth. Often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, photophobia and visual disturbances.

"I had to call in to work again. That dickhead was at it again. I got a terrible Trump Headache."

Trump Headache by IsIt2020yet? January 31, 2017

Dead Headache 

A term used to express a head or neck injury that causes the person to either die or be knocked unconscious.

Dude that guy that crashed going the Slope totally got a dead headache.

Dead Headache by Schmalls September 9, 2019

Gamer's Headache 

A mild headache experienced from extensive periods of gaming. Sometimes associated with sore eyes.

Ethan got a gamer's headache from playing Fable II for two days straight.

Gamer's Headache by WittyFoxman June 12, 2009

sperm retention headache 

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.

Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.

sperm retention headache by collinc August 23, 2005

Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

Footy headache by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019