Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

James Harden

The system (mockingly)

James Harden: I am not a system player. I am the system!

by MonfredtheCoolBloke November 21, 2023

Hardened Up

Hardening up means to get anyone in a fighting position where they wont be able to be move and they’re as stiff and strong as a brick, throwing haymaker punches causing damages familiar to what a brick would cause.

“Aye fuck nigga you finna get me Hardened Up!”

by freedakarvi March 11, 2023

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

Bro is James harden

Typically used while describing someone who is a pussy/flopped in the game of basketball and could be used to describe someone who thinks he’s better then he is

“Step back 3 pointer bricked off the rim”. Bro is James harden

by Frank Sinatra at gmail dot com September 22, 2022

Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain

I swear I'll never, ever wait again

You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go

But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain

I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came

It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue

But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

Harden my heart, harden my heart

swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

by Death Menace May 6, 2023