gyro effect

The aftermath of a night of moderate drinking, then deciding it is necessary to eat a gyro in order to drive home safely… which has the effect of tasting that for the next ½ of a day after you wake up, whether slightly still drunk, hungover, or stone sober.

guy 1: i'll have a water.

guy 2: i'll have a PBR.

guy 1: dude, its 10am!

guy 2: sorry bro, got the gyro effect from last night. need to get the lamb and a nasty chick taste out of my mouth.

by milkacow June 20, 2008

french gypsy

To smack someone on or about the face and head with a semi-erect penis.

See pool table scene in Insatiable 2

by Buck Naked April 11, 2005

gym thots

Gym thots are those girls in the gym who don’t work out but they come in looking for a dude to flex with but if they do work out they only going to work out on their ass and that it to show off or tho get the guys attention

She is one of those gym thots, she trying to get yo attention bro

Yeah cause she a gym tho

by Lilcoop16 December 13, 2017

Gym teacher

Usually a fat older person who thinks they’re the shit and take out their grumpiness on students. They love to stand around and look creepily at students. They also look like they’ve never done exercise in their lives and complain all day.

dude the gym teacher was staring at me.
Typical.

by Yourlovee September 20, 2019

Gym Hog

A gym hog is someone in the gym who obstructs others by occupying equipment for a ridiculous length of time.

Whether it be someone who:
1) Decides to have a "nice chat" with someone when they should be exercising.
2) Crowds around the equipment with a small group of friends.
3) "Claims" equipment with a towel or water bottle before disappearing for 10-20 minutes.
3) Decides long rests between their 10 sets is a fantastic idea.

These people's territorial nature seem destined to do nothing but waste your fucking time.

"We've been here for 45 minutes and that gym hog is STILL on the lat pulldown".
"I don't care that we've just done biceps the preacher curl is finally free and we're doing that shit right now".
"The rack's free! GO GO GO!".

by PaulusLovesMe July 29, 2013

Gyon

Je-on Jin

(n.) a Native-American insult meaning idiot, moron, fool, jerk, etc. Best used when replacing it with a word in a phrase.

You're being such a gyon.
Forget those gyons.
Okay, Qui Gon Gyon.

by JJF9292 October 10, 2015

High School Gym Class

1. Where fun and fitness go to die.

2. 58 minutes of pain

"today in high school gym class we will be exercising for the first time in three months, and you all will be running the mile"
"Tomorrow we will be viewing a power point of sexually transmitted diseases"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013