Gandoo

Woh aadmi, jo peeche se leta hai!!

Teri gaand maroon kya, gandoo??

by Not Gandoo October 22, 2004

The Gandolf

Shoving a wizards staff up a mans asshole.

The Gandolf the Great shoved his bitchin staff up Jake L's asshole so hard that his asshole started to bleed and it got loose.

by Grant and Mitchell nasty August 3, 2007

Grandoaks highschool

A cringy stupid school where the rules are strict, and everyone is nosey af. Fake and basic people everywhere, stupid black hoes who think they the shit, etc etc.

Sis number 1: oh what school do you go to?
Sis number 2: haha I go to grandoaks highschool
Sis number 1: uhm.. let me just skrt skrt away

by Lil bih:) December 4, 2018

grandón

Spanish adjective to describe something extremely large. In the echelons of size, grandón is amongst the top.
Grande -> Gran -> Grandón

I tore the biggest fart!
Me tiré un grandón pedazo! Que oloroso!

I had to take a shit really bad, and the shit really reaked! How big was it? Big? please, it wasn´t big, it was grandón!
Yo tuve cagar muy fuerte, y la mierda fue muy oloroso.
Como grande lo fue? Grande?, por favor, lo fue grandón!

by Der Kaiser Äntön May 30, 2008

gwandarisin

used along with the words 'wos' (what's, what is), the whole phrase meaning 'how's it going? / how's it hanging'. The phrase was coined by Big Mo, safe brare yeh, but we don't talk to him anymore unfortunately. Phrase should be said in a silly voice, and a bit hyperactively also. Bigup the Epsom massive yeh?

Big Mo: Wos gwandarisin Tommy Gunz?
T.G: LaCartes, innit rt?

by flo-bare situations January 13, 2008

Gando

A boy or a man who offers his ass hole for fucking.
A term commonly used in sub continent - India, Pakistan

He needs a dick for his ass hole, he is a gando.

by opo khan November 15, 2009

guando

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch.

Liz: Hey Christina, how did you get that stain on your skirt?
Christina: Well Liz, I pulled a guando at lunch.

by K-Berg January 11, 2008