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Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.
Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.
by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010
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grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.
I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.
by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011
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Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.
I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle
by tromastuh February 7, 2019
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grundlebeard

This would be the pubic thatch.
Lol, your grundlebeard is all up in there.
by 31d1 September 19, 2005
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grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon
"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."
by Lil Dick March 19, 2008
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guntletoe

Pronuniation: gun-tul-toe noun.

The large overhanging fat of a women's abdomen which is neither a gut nor a cunt that also bisects in the middle at the pant seam. Most often seen when extremely large women wear pants that are at least a size too small or are made of spandex.
I just saw her guntletoe and I think I'm going to throw up.
by Rae6 December 24, 2008
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Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair and crap, hair and lint all clumped together fall on the floor while wiping.
dude, I went to take a crap and there was grundle crumbs all over the seat.
by Hak44 August 23, 2009
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