Guitarded

That derpy face people make when playing a guitar.

Check out Temu Jimi Hendrix over there getting guitarded.

by Dis Manibus Sacrum August 13, 2024

Guitard

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019

Guitarded

Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.

Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?

Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...

by Vandrandelik January 4, 2010

Guitarded

Past tense of guitar

Ex. Me and my friend guitarded together last night.

by The Real Nigman February 6, 2025

Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016

guitarded

being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.

Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded

by waffles and pancakes January 9, 2009

Guitarded

Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.

"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"

by Darebo March 26, 2024