Guitard

Above and beyond retard.

Man taylor's such a guitard. Gaylor Poulet the ultimate guitard.

by Steppage July 24, 2011

guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

by ScepticSkeptic July 01, 2018

Guitard-on

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.

Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.

by mds1978 January 30, 2011

Guitarded

A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.

Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."

by ThisNameHasNotBeenTaken October 16, 2010

Guitarded

Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.

Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?

Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...

by Vandrandelik January 04, 2010

Guitarded

Past tense of guitar

Ex. Me and my friend guitarded together last night.

by The Real Nigman February 06, 2025

Guitarded

One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)

Bryan Bee has got to be the most guitarded musician I’ve ever met

by RizzleyBear October 23, 2023