Guitard-on

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.

Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.

by mds1978 February 19, 2011

Guitarded

A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.

Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."

by ThisNameHasNotBeenTaken October 18, 2010

guitarded

being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.

Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded

by waffles and pancakes January 9, 2009

guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018

Guitard

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019

Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020