Train Guillotine

The process of decapitation by the wheels of a train.

Holy shieeet, that chick got train guillotined.

by LagunaTrain69 January 9, 2023

Mexican Guillotine

Noun.) The act of being constipating and profusely attempting to shit, only to have the shit prairie dog back in, with the extra effort usually causing the sphincter to close prematurely, depositing your "hard work" piece by piece in the commode.

Verb.) (Mexican Guillotining) Engaging in the Mexican Guillotine.

1.) "God, man. I shouldn't have eaten those 10 5-layer burritos from Taco Bell. I was up all last night pulling off a Mexican Guillotine. That goddamn cheese is how they get you..."
2.) "Dude. I feel bad for Jim. I heard that bastard in the bathroom during lunch break, and he sounds like he's having a pretty hard time. He's probably Mexican Guillotinin' it so bad in there, it's starting to look like a damn Fiesta."

by Fotzengeil April 6, 2010

Cock Guillotine

Cock Guillotine refers to a female who often:

1 - Fucks with guys minds (mind games)
2 - Leads guys on, then does not follow through

A Cock Guillotine will often make you think that she wants to take your cock, but at the last minute, chops your cock off.

Guy1 - Dude, everybody hits on Alana

Guy2 - Not me, she's a cock guillotine, she'll chop my cock right off for her collection

Guy1 - True dat

by Highschoolsucksalmostlots January 14, 2010

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE

Secret technique used in both Shadowboxin' and Chessboxin' developed by The RZA

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE chop off you fuckin' head!

by Ignatius Strangelove December 6, 2007

Chinese Guillotine

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.

Dude, why are you crying?
Because last i got a chinese guillotine and I am in pain.

by Vp's Finest November 6, 2010

nigger guillotine

cuts off the head of niggers

use the nigger guillotine

by slaveowner123 May 14, 2021

Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.

"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"

by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010