guff 

An extreme idiot with no intellectual power.

Wow. That guy's such a Guff.

guff by Pyncha October 17, 2004

Guff 

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.

Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.

Guff by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003

Guff 

A vagina

Did you see her guff?

Guff by so's your face October 16, 2008

guff 

guff refers to hassle , also guffyhead.

eg "he was giving me guff so i gave him stuff".Largely used in the travelling community Ireland,"He has a guffyhead" meaning this man looks like he wil cause social problems

guff by kenzointhemix November 8, 2009

Guff 

A shorter version of Guthridge also known as jake :)
a VERY kind person who gets beer ;) and the king of the world nd the best lukkin lad eva ;);)

LMAOO!!

Is that king Guff Over there ?

Guff by Kirstie&Kelly June 17, 2009

guff 

The sitcky, burnt, black part of a roasted marshmallow.

After I was finished roasting a marshmallow over the fire, I accidentally dropped it on my hand and the guff stuck to it.

guff by Mac2410102410 February 8, 2010

Guff 

Verb

To lick a female’s genitalia.

Primarily used when referring to strippers or exotic dancers

He guffed a stripper last night

No one guff any of the strippers

Guff by John171738 November 5, 2018