guff

another name for someone breaking wind

ugh ! have you just guffed??

by lorrii3 February 15, 2009

guff

A misogomy of gerulous verbosity

Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.

by Hercolena Oliver October 29, 2008

guff

The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.

Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.

by stuarts91 July 12, 2011

guff

noun: a vagina

"up the guff"

by breivegan August 13, 2003

guff

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

by smartie pants =] September 05, 2009

guff

basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland

that was pritty guff

by MC lozza October 10, 2003

guff

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006