Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

bill gatin'

spending on extremely expensive stuff.

Dude: Mane i was bill gatin' last nite on dat yacht
Man: really?

by walt46 April 2, 2011

gatito

Spanish for "kitten".

Yo tengo dos perros y un gatito tan chulo. ("I have two dogs and a kitten that is so cute.")

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Gautistic

An autistic kid who uses many sodium puns

I would tell you a sodium joke, but Na!!- Gautistic kid

by Nadmeme May 29, 2017

Goatious

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)

Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.

by Cp6Z July 22, 2021

Bill Gatin'

Ballin extra hard

I used to be ballin but now I'm Bill Gatin'.

by EC53 October 20, 2010

Gation

A fancy word used by preppy high school kids when referring to any type of food. It is a unit of measure (1 gation is roughly 1 pack of a Scooby snack) and a general noun. The word can reference solids (gation), liquids (liquid gation), and can be used as a verb (gation-snatching)

Jeff: Bro, Sam's food is making me hungry
Darren: Did you mean "Sam's gation"?
Jeff: Oh shoot, you're right. Please don't kick me out of the frat, bro
Darren: Then don't ever say the f-word again. It's gation.

by Jimmy Gonzaga November 9, 2017