Guacomole Nigga Penis

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack

Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019

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cunt and gunpowder

An old British Royal Navy toast when women are not present. Refers to two things that are indispensible to maritime warriors.

Gentlemen, raise your glasses. To Cunt and Gunpowder. A sailor's two best friends.

by RFN December 9, 2008

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Guapo • guapoo • Guapo Baller • Guapo floppo • guapo in her taco • guapo joe • guapo nfl • Guapo out • guapodar • guapoduo

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

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guapalay

Getting paid, or getting paper.

***pay day***

E- 40- My S*** Bang lyrics

I’ll be hustling all day and night pushing all night and day twisting and wiping yay, getting my GUAPALAY, chalupa my guda my pay, bet not get in my way

by temperliscious August 16, 2011

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Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

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