Guam boy 

A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.

Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"

Guam boy by Guamiest October 20, 2021

Guam Guam Guam

The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.

Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.

Guam Guam Guam by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam mom 

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

Guam mom by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Guam Bomb 

In the car culture of Guam, taking a shitty truck or car, but primarily truck, and souping it up

I turned a GMC Cylcone into a Guam bomb

Guam Bomb by GUAMzilla June 15, 2024

Grimy Guam 

A Vial STD contracted from having sex with Hydrerion. This particular sexually transmitted disease has a symptom of green puss coming out of anus and major one of major flatulence with blood.

Oh my god Sean!! Your Getting Your Grimy Guam Everywhere!

Grimy Guam by Dalton, Mr_Pumpk1n June 5, 2008

agana, guam 

the most beautiful island in the world

i wish i could go to agana, guam

agana, guam by foxylady June 29, 2008

east guam 

Describing something that is really far away. It is a hyperbole

Damn, that baseball was just hit to like east Guam

east guam by It’s brick outside November 20, 2017