Guac on my Cock
Guac on my Cock by ollux February 6, 2017
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Guac-blocked
When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.
Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.
Guac-blocked by LRob September 22, 2007
Word of the Day on January 3, 2010
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Guac Guac 9000
The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.
"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"
Guac Guac 9000 by Christopher Dune March 27, 2022
Guac-blocked
Guac-blocked by AFatKidStoleMyBike January 3, 2010
Guac-Top
When your to-go burrito bowl (at Chipotle, Qdoba, or the like) burrito bowl is carelessly topped with guacamole, fusing the entire top layer to the lid and resulting in chaos and destruction upon opening.
The feared guac-top can be averted by requesting a lettuce or cheese topping as a shield layer.
The feared guac-top can be averted by requesting a lettuce or cheese topping as a shield layer.
"Gross, they totally guac-topped me."
"Oh man, you're right - half of that bowl just came off with the lid!"
"Oh man, you're right - half of that bowl just came off with the lid!"
Guac-Top by sweatshirt_hat July 17, 2014