Guac on my Cock

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

by ollux February 6, 2017

Guac-blocked

When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.

Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.

by LRob September 22, 2007

Guac Guac 9000

The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.

"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"

by Christopher Dune March 27, 2022

Guac-blocked

When fat people are prevented from reaching their delicious snacks by social interactions.

Sarah is a fat bitch and was guac-blocked.

by AFatKidStoleMyBike January 3, 2010

Guac-Top

When your to-go burrito bowl (at Chipotle, Qdoba, or the like) burrito bowl is carelessly topped with guacamole, fusing the entire top layer to the lid and resulting in chaos and destruction upon opening.

The feared guac-top can be averted by requesting a lettuce or cheese topping as a shield layer.

"Gross, they totally guac-topped me."
"Oh man, you're right - half of that bowl just came off with the lid!"

by sweatshirt_hat July 17, 2014

guac poc

When you got that burrito and you take a bite and not only do you get black beans and pinto beans AND fucking cheese, you bite into a full mouthful of Holy guacamole.

antithesis to the sour cream pocket. avoid at all cost unless frontin hot salsa

oh my god, so glad i paid extra for this guacamole man, eatin out right in the guac poc rn

by um_abby September 10, 2016

Guac toe

A white woman who exclusively dates Hispanic men. An Hispanic version of pink toe

That gal Sharon is fine as hell, too bad she's a guac toe.

by Hungoneduck June 21, 2017