Guac-blocked

When fat people are prevented from reaching their delicious snacks by social interactions.

Sarah is a fat bitch and was guac-blocked.

by AFatKidStoleMyBike January 3, 2010

Twat-guac

Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.

"Girl, go wash that twat-guac, little nasty."

by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016

panty guac

Panty guac(amole) is the greenish discharge commonly found in the absorbent portion of a girls panties and/or crotchal area.

also known as undie guac

I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and do the wash - while picking up her dirty undies from the floor I got a handful of panty guac for my troubles!

by MrUnClean November 15, 2012

Guac toe

A white woman who exclusively dates Hispanic men. An Hispanic version of pink toe

That gal Sharon is fine as hell, too bad she's a guac toe.

by Hungoneduck June 22, 2017

guac poc

When you got that burrito and you take a bite and not only do you get black beans and pinto beans AND fucking cheese, you bite into a full mouthful of Holy guacamole.

antithesis to the sour cream pocket. avoid at all cost unless frontin hot salsa

oh my god, so glad i paid extra for this guacamole man, eatin out right in the guac poc rn

by um_abby February 17, 2016

Guac-Top

When your to-go burrito bowl (at Chipotle, Qdoba, or the like) burrito bowl is carelessly topped with guacamole, fusing the entire top layer to the lid and resulting in chaos and destruction upon opening.

The feared guac-top can be averted by requesting a lettuce or cheese topping as a shield layer.

"Gross, they totally guac-topped me."
"Oh man, you're right - half of that bowl just came off with the lid!"

by sweatshirt_hat July 17, 2014

Crack guac

1) Guacamole so good, it's like crack

2) Adjective used to describe anything really good

1) Damn son, gimme that crack guac!

2) Arthur " Have you guys seen the new esky"
Cath "Nah man"
Arthur " Bro, it's crack guac"

by Energy Crew March 31, 2018