Guac-Top 

When your to-go burrito bowl (at Chipotle, Qdoba, or the like) burrito bowl is carelessly topped with guacamole, fusing the entire top layer to the lid and resulting in chaos and destruction upon opening.

The feared guac-top can be averted by requesting a lettuce or cheese topping as a shield layer.

"Gross, they totally guac-topped me."
"Oh man, you're right - half of that bowl just came off with the lid!"

Guac-Top by sweatshirt_hat July 17, 2014

guactopus 

Someone whose hands are always in the Guacamole dish when you are trying to dip your chip. A Guacamole hog.

Don't put the guacamole bowl near him or you will never get a dip in. He is a GUACTOPUS.

guactopus by jollypotamus February 19, 2017