Glumballs

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.

Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"

by ttobrub January 15, 2009

dirty gumballs

Gumballs tied to a string used as anal beads

Did you bring the dirty gumballs?

by tanner gumballs November 15, 2016

gumballing

When a girl pushed your dickhead into her cheek while blowing you then takes her hand and pats and rubs it. Making eye contact is a bonus skill she can have.

When Jan looked me In the eye gumballing my cock I about blew my load.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 3, 2017

Grumbalow

A great word to shout out when excited.

I just won a million dollars.... GRUMBALOW!

by A.J. February 3, 2004

sweaty gumball

When during sexual intercourse the woman will suck on the scrotum.

"did you hear how madaline gave jason the biggest sweaty gumball ever".

by whatthefrick69 March 12, 2011

gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.

Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.

by Elise and Co. June 2, 2008

Gumball Watterson

that blue cat from TAWOG

Joe: Have you heard of Gumball Watterson?
Jack: Isn't he that blue cat from TAWOG?

by romansuperdestroyer November 7, 2019