Ass Groundhog

A person who pounds so much rectum they only see their penis one day a year

jim and matt pound each others ass's like a pair of ass groundhogs

by twiSSt September 20, 2006

groundation

Groundation is the state of being grounded.

My six year old grandson, who was on restriction for being naughty, announced, "Grandmom, I can't go outside and play because I'm in groundation."

by Wish Mom March 23, 2010

Chinese Groundhog Day

The act of biting the head off a bat to see if there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine.

Wuhan celebrated chinese groundhog day a little to hard this year.

by KSC707 April 28, 2020

groundhoggin

When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".

Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!

by Airica November 13, 2005

groundfloor

To be the first reply to a post/topic/thread. Usually used for a post one anticipates to be epic.

Whoa, am I the first comment?

GROUNDFLOOR

by LILIZ August 29, 2012

Groundation

The act of getting caught stealing beer then throwing your purse at the police officer whom is chasing you. Then having one of your friends go in the store and say some girl stole my purse and i heard a rumor that a girl throw a purse at some cop. Then the cop calling your mom and your mom says its not your purse so you get grounded for a month, while you are grounded you write a book.=

Ill start my book when my groundation gets bad.

by ka tr33 tr33 June 19, 2009

groundead

The act of being grounded by your parents so badly, that you wish you were dead instead.

Jim: Hey, Matt wanna hangout this weekend?
Matt: Dude I can't. I'm groundead so bad. My parents found the bong in my room.

by groundeadforlife April 15, 2009