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Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.
Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"
by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006
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Groceries

Your Package. The Unit. The Junk. The "Area". The groceries entails your general naughty region. Your Business.
"Jeb was distracted by the stank-weasel and did not see the incoming lawn dart. He took it right in the groceries."
by Jasmac May 4, 2006
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groceries

1. food you buy at a supermarket.

2. food you have ate.
Hey chief those were some good groceries.
by the great dick cheney October 22, 2004
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grosspressive

An act or object that is disgusting yet weirdly impressive at the same time.
The goopiness and amount of ear wax pulled from Lillie’s head is totally grosspressive.
by Crotch Angle Defintions December 31, 2018
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Take some groceries out of my trunk

The act of deficating.
Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk
by Doogie Robertson June 7, 2007
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bag her groceries

Another term in the long line of sexual innuendos.

This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!
"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"

"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"

"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."

"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."

"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."

"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."
by Phisto November 7, 2009
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