by Squidris Elba  December 13, 2019
 Get the Boomer groomermug.
Get the Boomer groomermug. by thedevilzbitch May 7, 2021
 Get the groomer supportersmug.
Get the groomer supportersmug. Despicable men whom on social media websites such as twitter target attractive women, direct messaging and befriended their target and then proceeding to use various techniques intended to maninpulate the woman into giving the groomer nude photos of herself.
In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.
In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.
by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018
 Get the adult groomersmug.
Get the adult groomersmug. A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.
by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014
 Get the Rusty Groomermug.
Get the Rusty Groomermug. the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
 Get the groomer's lawmug.
Get the groomer's lawmug. A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession.  Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society.  Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob:  Hey Greg... nice ass!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009
 Get the ass groomermug.
Get the ass groomermug. by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021
 Get the Groomer's Dozenmug.
Get the Groomer's Dozenmug.