grogen

A massive shit that it so long that even when it remains attached to the rectum, touches the bottom of the toilet.

Greg: Oh god! That turd is touches the bottom of the bog!
Andy: Nice grogen.

by lololwords12 April 22, 2014

the groaner

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.

last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!

by JAson R........ April 12, 2009

Groan and moan

To make your sex partner groan from pain and tiredness, but also moan from the awesome sex you are giving them.

Yo I just made my girl groan and moan so much last night.

by Jacksonson42 March 26, 2018

Grogen

A poo that hits the surface of the toilet water, while subsequently still attached to your rectum.

"Honey, you still in the toilet??"

"Yeah, this grogen is like a fucking rope"

by Radksi October 13, 2011

Grobanite

A fan or follower of Josh Groban, new superstar in the "popera" genre.

What a Grobanite! I'll bet they've even got a Josh stand-up in their living room.

by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

Greganese

Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.

Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"

by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

Googan

A googan is the person wearing saltlife or any other trendy sports clothing that is completely clueless in the ways of fishing. They will use tactics that are completely backwards. The googan will come to the pier and use bobbers and a weight. A googan will post fish on social media and claim a size that is beyond a hyperbole. A googan will overreact when catching any sized fish, ever!!

You know you've got a googan on your hands when they say "the other day," "last time," or "my friend" kinda of tales.

Googans will ruin a fishing spot faster than morons with a cast net. You know a googan was around when you reel in your line and snag 10' or more line with a lure on it and the worst knot you've ever seen. Googans will have too many company stickers on their cars. Googans will take excessive amount of pictures of their fish. If 1 or more of these examples describes you, YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOGAN!!!!

Why is all this fishing line in the water?

Ah, those damn googans must have been here!

by Simpnasty April 16, 2017