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Griff Pass

(noun.) A griff pass refers to an excess pass made between two forward attackers in Fifa 2011 that renders the attack useless by turning the ball over, whereas keeping the ball would have resulted in a goal 97.4% of the time.
Example:

Papi Smoove: Hey, did you win that match just now?
Bruce: Yeah I did, I should have won by more but i made 3 Griff passes. I suck

Example:
Griff: Flippin dip, dang it!
Chaser: I can hear you screaming from hear, what happened?
Griff: I just made another griff pass, picklesticks.
by A3skywalker March 4, 2011
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Griff Job

The act of receiving three hand jobs in one night
I was so horny last night so I found this bitch to give me a Griff Job. My cock is absolutely drained.
by postcoast October 21, 2012
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Griff Pissed

v. to anger or irritate someone to the extent that they join a musical; to be so pissed off that they have the mind set of setting a house on fire.
Andrea found out that Griffin was cheating on her, she became very griff pissed and set the house on fire.
by griffnation123 January 16, 2011
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El Griff

Loves to play super smash bros for the nintendo 64. Will often masturbate to the thought of kirby and spends countless paychecks on nintendo game controllors. Has a very hot milf of a mom named Sharol that all of his friends make very sexual raps about.
Hey does anyone live in that house?

Yea thats El Griffs, he smashes way too much.

El Griff...? Ohh Yeah, didnt his mom used to be a pornstar?

Yea I would I would get sooooo niice on Sharol.
by Samus drops bombs November 18, 2009
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griff

See: Griffgt
by www.goatse.cx February 17, 2003
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griff the beast

"It says "Page too stupid to load".
Wikipedia is SO much cooler."
Griff, in reference to a fellow MB poster's wanting his name looked up on this site....
by riv1 September 25, 2004
mugGet the griff the beastmug.

Griff rog

A small boy who's body is akwardly shaped and dispaportinal. Is not allowed within a 100 feet of a chuck cheese or a stop and shop. Favorite place to be is a church, hanging out wit the clergy. Had strange things done to him by a priest. Enjoys eating feces on a regular basis.
Please get that Griff rog out of here before i throw up!
by nfuckda March 29, 2010
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