Eighth Gradders

Slang for the eighth graders who are graduating from middle school

Cassie: I'm gonna miss the eighth gradders so much
Rachel: I know I can't believe they're leaving!
Cassie: I'm really gonna miss hooking up with Mark in the halls

by Rachelo97 June 10, 2010

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010

Meat Grinder

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.

Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.

by Aguywhosbeenthere September 7, 2012

hymen grinder

A male who takes considerable pleasure in robbing females of their virginity

"I just put another notch in my V-belt. You can call me the hymen grinder"

by mike shay April 22, 2008

Grinder

What people from Connecticut call a Subway sandwich; a hero; a wedge; a hogie.

Let's go to Subways to get some Grinders!

by BreadbasketGangsta January 6, 2011

Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.

man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"

by feldpar February 16, 2009

Milwaukee Grinder

A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.

Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!

by Little T mart July 30, 2009