Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.

I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.

by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011

granite

Sub for words such as 'cool', 'awesome', and 'gnarly'.

A word thats quite popularly used by european teenagers, and is rapidly making itsway across the Middle East and the US.

-Hey man, sorry about last night
+No worries bud, its all granite!

Or

-A yo! I got a free pizza today!
+No way man! Fucking granite!

by supertightbutthole October 19, 2014

Granite Capital of the World

Elberton, Georgia
This is where the largest supply of granite has been for centuries

The Guidestones in Elberton, Georgia are an example of the Granite Capital of the World

by Georgiapeach September 16, 2013

Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you

"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"

by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015

granite

Friendship as hard as a rock

Don't take our friendship for granite jello man!

by 3KnucksDeep November 8, 2022

Granite

Real, true, accurate, something the speaker agrees with

Guy 1: Movies don't hit like they used to
Guy 2: Straight granite dude

by HallOfKeepersAndAsh December 21, 2023

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020