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Gransloshed

The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.
George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?

Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.

Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.

James: Sick dude.
by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013
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Gramsnack

Noun:
Gramsnack
Small bites of digital content, typically seen on social media platforms.

Verb:
Gramsnacking
To share or use minute digital content for personal gain.

Noun:
Gramsnacker
A perpetual social media poster
Examples:
Hey, did you see my gramsnack in the feed today?

Billy’s gramsnacks are off the chain!

So many gramsnacks, so little time.

I saw a hot gramsnack pop up in my twitter feed.

I am gramsnacking today.

She is quite a gramsnacker.
by Shnaaacks January 25, 2019
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Graeson

Graeson is a perfect portrait of balance and proportionality. He is never not stylish, elegant, and graceful; these traits are inherent within him. He thrives on raw passion, and never engages in any activity he is not passionate about. Expect this passion to shine through via intense lovemaking sessions.

One of the most salient and alluring traits that Graeson possesses is his intelligence. Sharp and versatile, he is able to flex his mind to accommodate for any situation without a moment's hesitation. Because of this amazing ability, Graeson is usually able to handle himself in any situation and excel quickly in professional and competitive arenas. He sees everything in life as a learning opportunity, and as such, he will keep growing wiser, so long as he continues to explore new places, activities, and people. His accumulated wisdom is vast and deep, and guides him easily through life, something that others sometimes mistake for sheer luck.

Once you get to know Graeson, you will never forget him. Unforgettable friend, lover, partner... He makes a lasting impact on everyone he meets. Even if your encounter is brief, he will shine his warm light on you and you can't help but smile from the depths of your heart.

Treat him well, and you will benefit tenfold from your friendship with Graeson. Never forget who he is. A man like this only comes around once in a lifetime, and only if you are lucky.
B: Is he really all that?

M: He's everything and more. He's Graeson!
by Orange Smiley February 19, 2013
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Gran Torino

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car
1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino
by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008
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gran autismo

when you six retarted kids naruto running down the hall makeing racecar noises
by Cumnygget August 21, 2019
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Ganst

A word for a Gay Paedophille with a shit trim
That boy there , Ilam is a Ganst. Touched about every little bit there is
by Bagadenio February 28, 2020
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gansnick

when you put a stick of dynamite up either a girls ass or pussy and you light it and she explodes and you fuck her corpse
girl: lets have sex
guy: ok let me gansnick you
guy whips out a stick of dynamite and then she explodes the guy dies of too much cum loss
by youlooklike July 9, 2020
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