Grandilex

Grandilex is a very good looking gentleman that is good at everything and has a 10 inch dick

Someone: Dam look its Grandilex
Someone else: Holy shit doesn't he have like a 10 inch dick

by I love Grandilex March 26, 2021

grandmuncher

a Grandmuncher is someone who munches like a grand old gal

Oh wow, you’re such a Grandmuncher

by yourmumshandyman September 4, 2022

grandbully

When you find yourself talking over your grandkids to be the first to explain something.

I discovered I was a grandbully when I found myself talking over my young grandchildren to be the first to tell their mother how great the movie Ugly Dolls was.

by Gma_mcjazz July 15, 2023

Grandmeemee

Grandma

Stop saying you fucked my grandmeemeee, she’s so sweet she doesn’t deserve this!

by Frosty1221 June 18, 2023

grandeleason

When you make homemade chocolate milk, and there is access chocolate syrup in the bottom of the cup, mixed with some milk.

I was so excited when I look in my cup and saw some grandeleason

by The3some December 19, 2024

grandmology

The belief that aging is a privilege. Grandma knows what she's talking about.

Incel: "Expired."
Future Grandma: "This isn't even my final form."
Future Grandpa: "A young adherent of grandmology, I see."

by grandmology December 31, 2024

Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!)

Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.

My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).

by WIGTIT March 21, 2011