Our lady of graft and corruption

synonymous to imelda marcos.

Our lady of graft and corruption is ferdinand marcos' wife.

by hoelylehoe May 3, 2022

Grafted Surrons

A grafted surron is a stolen electric bike sold around the UK on Facebook marketplace.

Alan Reet has grafted surrons at 16 Dudley Hill

by Matarayos April 2, 2025

Graft

Means to Nick something like chored

"Hey Alan Reet I grafted/chored a dark matter surron"

by anonymous May 15, 2025

neck grafting

When someone hangs off a neck of the opposite sex all night and whisper sweet nothings in they ear

Stew when he’s out and likes a girl, are you “neck grafting” again

by Neck grafting September 27, 2021

Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.

There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!

by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025

GRAFTING

When two people have been fucked up married or widowed ,and are not a fan of being married again.
So they decide what sort of a tree they are and decide to graft together and create a hybrid relationship and grow stronger and older together.

Will you marry me?
No,but I will definitely be grafting with you my precious.

So we can grow together and be one.

by Jeffro19800 February 13, 2023

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014