The last line of defense that stops the other team from scoring. They are the unsung heroes of the game. They give there heart and body to the game they love, and are willing to sacrifice everything to save the game. Even when they get hurt they never complain. The only bad part about a goalie is they tend to get blamed for losing the game because everyone remembers the shots they missed and not the ones they saved. In reality though if your team was so dame good then you would not need a goalie.
There are goalies in soccer, hockey, and lacrosse and you dame well better respect them because no one sees your ass in goal.
by Goalkeeper#13 January 11, 2015
Get the goalie mug.A cute girl that is smart af and enjoys hanging out with friends more than anything. She is a bit emotional but somehow makes everyone's day and enjoys her days as well. She loves reading, watching movies and listening to music.
She is such a gazal!
by Anonymous 23 October 1, 2017
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by MaxFdr89 May 5, 2017
Get the speedy gonzalito mug.A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.
also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.
also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.
by matt February 11, 2004
Get the goal hanger mug.In hockey, a Hanrahan goal is scored when one player distracts the goalie, allowing one of his teammates to score without any trouble. This is not just simply screening; the goalie must be fully engaged with the distractor. Very rare. Derived from the movie SlapShot.
Dunlop's comments about the Long Island goalie's wife caused said goalie to attack him, allowing Braden to score an easy goal. Classic Hanrahan goal.
by Reppin' Latvia April 7, 2011
Get the Hanrahan goal mug.One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.
Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".
by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019
Get the Hockey Goalie mug.A goal scored on FIFA from behind the halfway line whilst pulling back the left analog stick to increase height and altitude
Player 1: I'm going to have a shot from behind the halfway line.
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!
by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017
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