Gort

The act of torture involving the goat mammalian species.

Him: you ever hear of goat torture?
Her: gort.

by Gortchorter December 3, 2021

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 9, 2023

Gort

To hold a frog

Mom said there's a frog outside, let's gort it.

I'm gonna go gortting with my friends.

by DeadlyChicken November 13, 2021

Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025

Gort

Gort is a shapeshifting mass murderer! Mostly taking on the form of a silverfish, a duck or a beaver

Gort has committed several counts of murder!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

gorting

When you're "cooking" very hard; putting in a lot of effort.

Gurt: Damn bro, you're gorting!

by the gorter October 26, 2025

Gort

Whats this? @suhg

Why tf you looking up my name?!?!?! gort

by Mcpatches May 31, 2022