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Gorping

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.
Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!
by Gorp-king July 30, 2010
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Gorking

Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.
Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.
by Kingcactuswolf January 4, 2016
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Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.
So much gorfing, so little time.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.
Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.
by goatymcgoatface June 5, 2020
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gortanga

Gortanga means whatever gortanga wants to mean
jim: im gonna gortanga your mom tonight.
paul: sounds good man i love watching you gortanga my mom.
by the gordita project January 24, 2021
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skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.
"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010
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Classic Goringe

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services
Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.
by imapoosey October 13, 2021
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