Gwopter

1: a shitty thin ass joint made with leftover/shit weed that has no more than 0.2g.

2: a shitty cigarette made out of tobacco that was harvested from butts found on the ground.

"Dude, daniel is such a nitty, he picked up a ton of cigarette butts and rolled a gwopter."

"Bruh you told me you rolled a FAT joint, but it's thin as fuck, why did you bring a fucking gwopter you retard!?"

by Kyzastevens May 30, 2021

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Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

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Triple gopher

when you have sex for breakfast lunch and dinner all with different females

Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too

by LordSnowden June 20, 2019

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greasy grimmy gopher guts

a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment

after last nights booze and burrito binge my insides felt like greasy grimmy gopher guts.

by katdognow April 20, 2009

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polishing the one eyed gopher

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006

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