gophed

to lollygag or procrastinate in going to your destination, often heading in the opposite direction

he gophed his way to class

by Nicolas Sauervato December 29, 2007

E-gypped

It's what happens when the Internet plug is pulled just when you get a good riot going and all hell breaks loose.

As soon as the students from Cairo University got a Facebook page going on where they were going to standoff with police, the government E-gypped them.

by butifandthat February 19, 2011

gopedeering

A term commenly used for riding a goped, otherwise known as a moterized scooter. Usually brought about by kids with little to no social life, but are seeking attention by there friends.

Heyyy bro i just got back from gopedeering, does that qualify me as your friend know?

by Evan chamillionair August 19, 2007

goped

a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.

weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumbass!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!


coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!



coolo : you do that.. loser

by gopedtrailrider April 24, 2009

Gooped

To bust a nut or ejeculate on someone or something.

Yo man I was f*ckin this broad right and I pulled out and gooped on her face!

by Cj Quinn April 28, 2010

Gapped

When a woman has been fucked with something so enormous (e.g. a Dragon dildo, or any variant of a Big Dick such as a BWC or a BBC) that her pussy can't return to it's previous tightness. This is where the phrase,"once you go black you'll never go back" comes from. It's not about race so much as it's about grinding the walls of your vagina down until it's like a fleshy, 16th century smoothbore cannon that can fire out ping pong balls with ease. As they say, "Burn the coal, pay the toll." Similarly, while the sensitivity may return, some women who have become mothers will say, "It just isn't the same," after they've had kids. That's because they've pushed something between the size of a brick to a cinder block out of the ol' roastie.

That chick is gapped as fuck. She's either a Cam Whore or dated too many black guys, because that shit was like a hot dog in a hallway.

by ClassicalPositioning November 20, 2019

Gooped

A vulgar term reffering to the state of a vagina after cumming inside.

Aw man, I can't belive you gooped the cooch.

by Tony Canoli March 12, 2011