Gooshen

That time of the month your wife or significant other has that ooye gooey gooshy creamy ovulation fluid in her panties!

To test if she truly is Gooshen, simply throw her panties on the wall and if it sticks she's ovulating.

Sandra was Gooshen so bad when her panties hit the floor it sounded like a wet rag hitting the shower floor!

by Border_Jumper March 1, 2022

Gooshi

A person who is very tall, dumb, and has big ears.

Mark: did you see that person who just walked by?
Henry: yea that MAN looked like a big gooshi

by ramok2k January 5, 2010

goosher

The smell that rushes out of a the cushion because a previous fart that someone left there.

Someone sits in a chair and farts and the smell is trapped. The next person that sits makes the smell goosh out leaving you to be the victim of a goosher.

by swayzman_50 February 19, 2008

gooshman

an animal rare in the wild. likes it in the butt. only appears when drunk and is afraid of electricity. likes cock. most likely related to a monkey.

daniel guzman's nickname is gooshman because he is a faggot.

by steven zavala bitched out November 20, 2009

Gooshed

When a firmly pitched tent collapses on you.

Trevor jumped inside his tent for the night when suddenly it gooshed on him.

by Inmodwetrust December 28, 2014

goosh

transitive verb
to land a nonfatal headshot on another player in cs while the target player is not wearing a helmet. Can not only be performed with "low caliber" weapons, but with all weapons effected by object interference (ex: a wall, door, or box) and far enough distances.

I gooshed that nublet through the wall with my m4.

by shakes_pierre December 28, 2007

goosh

A loud, all-purpose onomatopoeic exclamation commonly used to simulate the sound of a violent attack on a friend or loved one. In use, the word often deadens the desired effect of the threatened physical attack, resulting in derisive laughter in the victim (gooshee).

"I made a joke earlier about how Kirk will get his Social Security payments before he gets laid, and he gooshed me!"

by Silence L'Aprons February 14, 2008