Gonosyphilaids

1. Gonorrhea 2. Syphillis 3. Aids 4. 1-3 all at once 5. Not sure what you got from whoever you slept with or whatever you touched.

Ewww... I probably shouldn't have touched that shopping cart handle. Now I have Gonosyphilaids.

or...

Oh no! I shouldn't have gotten drunk last night...

by Whoever Whenever Whyever February 4, 2010

Goobology

The branch of science and medicine concerned with ruptures, tears, infections and other ailments affecting the goobus.

I abandoned my pursuit of a career in economics in favor of majoring in goobology to become a registered goobologist.

by Fat Boi Roi July 5, 2018

glonojad

Glonojad- Usually a sigma Alpha male with green hair, 30+ children and infinite lifetime.Glonojad is a person that girls have obsession on and want to be pregnant with his/her/their child.

Oh my boyfriend is such an glonojad- my boyfriend is really hot and I want to have his children he is also cheating on me with multiple people

Or "glonojadzie darmo Zjadzie dlaczego kolego zaciążasz każdego"which means glonojadzie parasite why, buddy, you make everyone pregnant.

by Twoj stary dziad April 17, 2022

ome gonorrea ome

when you are a colombian "paisa" "nea" that is the word that you use the most to show your anger at a situation that bothers you

why dont you take out the garbage ome gonorrea ome

by xxxlil December 9, 2017

throat gonorrhea

A raging infectious virus that affects the throat. It is believed to have been incubated by an Amazon ginger with freakishly large hands feet and ears. She resembles a former professional wrestler.

Man don't mess around with that amazon bitch she will give you the throat gonorrhea!

by BB _Wolf May 2, 2020

gonorrhea

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria (bacteria, yay we can kill it! -- unlike AIDs, a virus, for those ignorant) that affects the natural lube/discharge producing areas of the nether regions, and is characterized by gross pus shit coming out of your instrument and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no detectable symptoms -- other than having insides which feel as though a beehive has been planted in them.

Poor guy, should've used a condom to feel around the crusty tinkers... maybe he could've prevented an outbreak of gonorrhea :(

by beep beep bitch! February 3, 2007

gonorrhea

one of the most terrifying stds that you can get from a hoe, slut, prostitute, or christina aguilera

i'm gonorrhea, and thats a fact. if you can't say it, then call me clap. i burn up lovers, like bacon fat.

by stan April 12, 2006