Gooman

A derogatory term often referring to a individual who is a "goofy" or "dumbass"

"Nah fuck that his ass a gooman" or "He always acting slow, his ass a real gooman"

by CamSoSaucy December 25, 2020

goomar

A girlfriend on the side, for a married mafia figure.

Lil' Petey: Hey how's Maria
Johnny Boy's Wife: Who?
Johnny Boy: Petey why you-a mentioning my goomar for

by liquidheat September 22, 2005

Googlable

An adjective describing something that can be found on google.

Jennifer Aniston is highly googlable.

by Chemal February 13, 2012

Googlarchy

A Googlarchy is a form of (upcoming) government in which all political power is passed down to Google due to its exponentially increasing control and knowledge of how, what, where and when people consume information. It is contested that the Googlarchy is now in its "King Maker" position (through “Googlearchy”), steadily heading towards the final governance and dominance. Googlarchy has massive databases on its subjects which are more detailed and exhaustive than what any of the current governments have managed to build, populate and operate. The Googlarchy has the motto "Don't Be Evil", however, the motives and goals become apparent when one makes an effort to look away from the way it projects it self.

I would as well live under Monarchy than under Googlarchy.

by rxs March 1, 2011

gooblatic

gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.

“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."

by Uptown guy October 11, 2017

Goomba

The hottest Mario enemy ever created and I would totally smash.

Did you see that Goomba?

by PokecordWeebH November 9, 2018

Goombaglaat

A mixture between a goomba from Mario and a bumbaclaat

"Sorry I'm busy"
"You're such a goombaglaat"

by The real goombaglaatian April 10, 2021