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A fat/ugly girl who appears "attractive" over a social media site's pictures; i.e. Instagram, facebook, myspace, etc, and is ugly or doesn't look anything like the picture in real person.
Ian: Samira looked HOT on her profile picture on Facebook, but when I met her yesterday, she was a fat goomba dude!
Jesse: You gotta watch out for those goombas man! They're everywhere playing tricks on us n' shit.
Goomba by iButteryassmondays October 4, 2012
Some who is with you, but no one really wants him/her to be there.
Goomba by Microwavable Jew July 1, 2009
David is a goomba.
Goomba by Savage maiden August 6, 2016
Davey Gringle is a goomba.
Goomba by JonsMomAndDad August 9, 2017
A trending graffiti name, started in CT and has continued to be seen in neighboring areas of NYC and Boston. Named after the super mario kart character, its simply a graffiti tag.
those goomba tags are lookin sweet in boston
Goomba by hiiyaaa August 3, 2012
the level below sucking balls

1.that sucks dick

2.that sucks balls

3.that sucks goombas
oh fuck i died again

yeah dude you fucking suck goomba s at this game

GOOMBA'S CAN SUCK MY BALLS
goomba by jens clark April 11, 2008