Forget all the rest of the meanings of goomba, this is what a goomba really is: a goon, a goof, a kook, or poser who doesn't physically resemble a goomba from Mario Bros. but acts just like one. You know a true goomba when you see one. For an example see "Mark Coviello"
by Point Loma Crew September 08, 2006
Italian origin, a goomba refers to an Italian from the rural portions of the country - usually from the south of Italy. Derogatory in nature, it carries the same concept as pig-farmer.
by Davis Centis March 19, 2005
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A Goomba, best known for being the little mushroom guys on super mario brothers has in fact grown to become more than just a description for a sideways walking creature. Everyone has seen a Goomba walk before their very eyes as they pass them on the street or at school but they just didn't know it at the time. A Goomba is one who despite looking normal (or not) does something that annoys you or is just a really awkward person to be around resulting in you calling them a "Goomba." It can also be used to say such phrases as, "Goomba, Goomba," just out of pure pleasure.
by AKbham April 29, 2008
to the ignorant bigots: goomba is simply a slang enunciation and stereo-typed misuse of an old southern italian word for 'godfather.'
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
The act of a man slapping another person in the face with the head of his penis (a.k.a. mushroom stamping) after giving them a good messy ass fucking, leaving a smear in the shape of a mushroom, or in this case, a Goomba. The origination of this definition comes from the mythical creature dwelling in the Mushroom Kingdom of Super Mario Brothers games. In the original game for NES, the Goomba sprite was identical to the mushroom sprite, only it was brown and had eyes.
by Mattlick July 04, 2008
that fat italian is a goomba
by Anonymous May 06, 2003