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Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.
Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.
by TomMac53 December 30, 2007
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lacrosse goalie

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...
lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie
by supye March 26, 2010
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goalie

An ice hockey player whose job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring goals by blocking shots with various parts of his body. Goalies (also commonly referred to as goaltenders, net minders and puck stoppers) differ from any other player on the team in the sense that they do not play shifts. Goalies are expected to play the entire 60 minutes of a given hockey game on the ice.

Physical characteristics of most goaltenders include extreme flexibility, due to the necessity to be agile enough to maneuver freely to stop multiple shots in a given game. Goalies also commonly have above average reflexes, as at the professional level, often are forced to save shots exceeding speeds of 75 mph on a regular basis.

Goalies are often considered quirky and highly emotional by nature. Most goalies employ a very strict set of rituals before games. The reasoning behind their ritualistic nature is most often in order to prepare them for the game. Their personalities are often described as bi-polar and many players, including the goalie's teammates, avoid him at almost all costs on game day. Goalies' dual-sided, unpredictable emotions stem from the fact their job as a goalie is a very high stress-high reward position.

It should be noted that goalies hold the most important position on any hockey team and any smart player, though they may not like the goalie, gives the goalie both his space and respect.
Check it out rook, that's our goalie over there. On game day do not sit next to him on the bus, ask him for anything or talk to him about the game. In fact, don't make any form of contact with him at all."
by netminder December 17, 2008
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goodie

It's all goodie
by Susie Hense February 21, 2009
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Goobie

Goober + Cutie = Goobie

A silly term of endearment. A nickname given to a loved one.
I love you, Goobie!
by DeathRhea November 9, 2011
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Goomies

Jonny : you were trippin face last night.
Dan : yeah. Fuckin goomies did me in.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
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Goodie drawer

A drawer that holds all of your "pleasure" items, suchs as dildos, vibrators, and toys. It may also contain condoms.
by jmadnomoney March 25, 2011
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