gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

Gooneral

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonerade

A communal gathering where individuals collectively view porn and engage in mutual self-pleasure in a synchronized manner.

Last Sunday me and my girlfriend went to the local goonerade.

by EGO!! March 5, 2025

Googer

The area that resides above ones lower genital appendage, that depending on the maintenance has potential to be; deformed, hairy, rashed, etc.

Stacy has a hairy googer.

by GrannyBoogers July 7, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

Nasty Googer

A different way of saying “you’re disgusting.”

User 1: I picked up some dirt on a trail and mixed in some water to use it as a mud bath.

User 2: You’re nasty, nasty googer.

by Chipmunksarecute1800 August 31, 2025