goof

Old English word for a freak or side show performer, i.e. a person who would bite the heads off of animals as public entertainment. More recently used a highly offensive prison and urban slang word translating into 'pedophile' or 'sexual deviant'. Offending 'goofs' are isolated in prison and outcasts in public for fears of being assualted or killed. This would be in a criminology context however. 'Goof' can be used as a harmless noun or verb if the intention of the underground meaning of the word is unknown i.e 'stop goofing around'. In most inner cities in the United States and Canada the word 'goof' would be interpreted as a serious insult i.e. 'fighting words'.
Ted Bundy was killed because he was a goof

Ted is a goof

Fuck you goof

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i was at the club last night and i popped a few bottles for the goof
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Goof is a term used to describe a higher state of being. Not only does it mean desirable, it is the highest form of ecstasy without actually using the drug itself. Goof encompasses all the elation felt throughout this never-ending universe and is simply indescribable. This is the closest definition to goof available on the internet including the dark web.

pronunciation: /ɡo͞of/
Desmond: "Yo we was wyling last night we lit that bitch up, the cops came and fucked shit up though they arrested the homie Jamal though. FREE THE HOMIE JAMAL!!!!"
Dequan :"It was GOOF and unparalleled"
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weed that isn't dank. it gets you high, but leaves you wanting more and feeling like you just wasted 20 bucks. when you have taken a couple hits and you feel a little high but hope that you're about to get more high, your shit is probably goof.
"that weed was goof, i'll never buy from that dude again."

"the in n out was good, but the shit was goof so i didn't come"
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a man or women that skin down kids or that rat on there freinds. They will steal from there own homies. They love the police.
Dave got caught with a gun told the cops that it was yours. Dave is a goof.
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The defining characteristic of the rubby is a taste for goof.
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Sorry, that was a goof...it was a real .357 magnum round, not a .38 blank, I goofed...you want a tourniquet for that?
by harry flashman July 22, 2003
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