Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 26, 2008

Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.

Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 4, 2012

Goochy Goo

The residue found on a sweaty or otherwise sticky taint

Rudy's been running all day, I bet he's got some goochy goo down under.

by Reef.BlastBody June 30, 2017

goochie-goo

When you and your partner have sex on the beach and the cum/sand mixture gets all over your gooch.

Guy 1: I was having sex on the beach and it was great until she gave me goochie-goo.

Guy 2: Oh gross!

by KKLCCPM October 29, 2015

mmmmmmmmm, goochy pubis man!!

A tasty treat, fit for kings!!

mmmmmmmmm, goochy pubis man!! loves to dance!!

by Tomithy May 23, 2008

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th

Goofy ahh name

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th has a big cock

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Goochie

A literal god in a mans body, has the power to do literally anything he wants except spell a sentence correctly, his ethnic origins are unknown but are often speculated to be either Mexican, Italian or Asian

Have my babies Goochie

by Coolkidconway January 14, 2021