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"i dont know bro, i forgot"
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by whadupppppppppppppppppppp August 26, 2012
Get the golem mug.A poet of sorts, an ancestral immigrant, professor of dominance. A girl whose arms stretch the lengths of the cognitive hemispheres in search of knowledge and subtlety.
The word should only be uttered in elongated syllables resembling dead poets, a thick persian accent- coming soley from a man with an unmistakably deep voice. Goleh Anar.
by smitty05 June 11, 2006
Get the Goleh Anar mug.A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.
Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"
"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"
"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"
"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
Get the Doody Golem mug.One who also lives in a Trailer Park in Wileville and has no brains and a low I.Q. Enjoys fondling small children. Very homely.
What a Goler.
by G.G. ALLIN December 18, 2003
Get the goler mug.by Golen February 26, 2004
Get the Golen'd mug.A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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