Similar to beer goggles, but these goggles are centralized to a school in Roswell New Mexico. Male Cadets will see regularly unattractive females good enough. After attending New Mexico Military Institute the aquisition of said goggles usually occurs anywhere between 1-3 weeks of attendance. The goggles progressively worsen with time spent at the school.
"Bro why did you fuck that ratchet she was a 5 out 10 at best"
"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"
"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"
by Cadet Fuqboi September 7, 2014
Get the nmmi goggles mug.Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.
Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.
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by Fritz February 17, 2004
Get the gogglebox mug.Secondary to working long periods in a healthcare setting resulting in sexual deprivation and a distortion of one's standards, scrub goggles is a phenomenon in which physically unattractive males wearing scrubs start to appear beautiful.
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Get the Pussy Goggles mug.Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2
During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"
I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"
I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..
Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..
Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
by Sean Noway January 10, 2008
Get the Ze goggles, zey do nothing! mug.Without a god. Many times, this is used to describe atheists and satanists in a disparaging manner. However, there are a number of "godless" religions such as Buddhism and Taoism.
You godless heathen!
by A Transsexual Woman March 29, 2008
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