goer

(n.)
A female that is very sexually active; ho
Also a verb-"go" to easily allow one to have sex with them

"Yo, this broad is a goer"
"Really? She be goin?"

by Drez October 24, 2004

Goffer

The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.

"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."

by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008

goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

golfer's tan

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007

goofer dust

Graveyard dirt, a powerful ingredient in hoodoo conjures, charms and mojo.

If you want someone to go away, sprinkle goofer dust in their footprints

by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006