birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

by angelique clark August 26, 2006

Rapist Glasses

Large glasses, often with a bifocal, worn by Rapists. Can be accompanied by a pedophile beard and a public masturbator trench coat!

"did you watch the news tonight?"
"yeah, that guy is so guilty, he had those rapist glasses and everything!"

by brittyxx December 18, 2008

Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.

Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.

by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

glassesy

Glassesy is the adjective form of "glasses."
It is used to describe an individual who wears glasses. Glassesy can also be used to characterize a nerdy or geeky person.

"Check out this guy... he's lookin' so glassesy. I almost thought he was Steve Urkel."

by GameInTheTrees July 25, 2009

over the glasses look

When one looks over his glasses at another person to show that he is really LOOKING at that person, and usually connoting disappointment or skepticism. Classicly employed by Lester Freamon on THE WIRE when the brass tries to interfere with one of his investigations.

"Don't be giving me that over the glasses look, I promise I'll never gamble again!"

by jatty July 6, 2009

Lennon glasses

Round framed eyeglasses or sunglasses with thin rims - similar to those worn by John Lennon, especially during the later days of the Beatles (1967-1969).

He had a pair of Lennon glasses perched upon his nose.

by thjam January 5, 2008